GOOD NEWS/BAD NEWS

Okay, so I've got some GOOD news...my team, University of Dayton made the NCAA Tournament this year! This is the first time since 2004 I believe, so its pretty exciting. The BAD news is that we're probably going to break up after their first game. Ya see, UD plays (and is going to DOMINATE and thereby upset) the higher seeded West Virginia, JT's team, in the first round! While the impending doom which Luke Fa"THREE"zious, Chris Wright, Marcus Johnson and rest of the Dayton Flyers are going to unleash upon WV is much to my liking, for you, our fans, there are no winners as the resulting inter-band tension caused by said win will be too much for JT to handle. He'll go into a life of seclusion rather than face eternal embarrassment. Matt and Micah, even though they don't follow college hoops, will not want to be associated with a person who's team lost so badly in the first round and quit the band lest the embarrassment rub off on them. I know we've made it through a lot in this band, and that's why this news is so incredibly hard to break to everyone! Thank you all for your support over the years! Its been swell! GOOOOODAAYYYYYTTTTTTTTTTONNNNNNNFFFFLLLYYYYYYERRRRRRRRSSSSSSS!!!!